----Number 1----
Twas the night b4 XmasTwas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a twin turbo V6 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Z, with its slotted rotors, As the light goes green and I pull like no Joke,
The 300zx erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now stroker, now blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons, Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V6 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
But my mirror is blocked by my shopping cart wing, I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
and my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past, Don't bother with third, cause now its too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
the driver backs off just to give me a holler, "You can't win them all," he says in a fling,
"you may not win any, in that silly thing"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow..... it will be a better night.
----Number 2----
From 2001 for you old timers like me This was written by Beaztt, a while ago... but its still funny LOL. Twas the night before christmas on twinturbo.net
performance and speed, has put all in debt
Wes's keys were hung by the chimney with care
with hopes that his Z would someday be there We all made like Phuong, with mods in our beds
having visions of NOS and polishing heads
from RT's garage, there were sounds of a fight
so Scott went to check (he was spending the night) The sounds were JackB, with grease on his hands
a gift to his friend, a manual trans :)
Scott loved the idea and grabbed for a wrench
with 2 on the job, this would be a cinch But missing a part, puts a cramp in Jack's style
yet, guess who pulls up? Their Savior Kyle
"no need for fear, here's the part you need
and while we're all here, this clutch we should bleed" Finishing up, from the North something came
black and quite slealthy, from the exhaust came a flame
"no Supra's that fast!" admitted Scott
it could only be, a Z everyone thought Then someone cried "WOLF!" as near the car grows
"he runs 40 lbs of boost, on mere stock turbos" Out from the beast, wolf came with a bound
while his car parked itself (a mod TIM N/A found)
"stopped by for a visit, hope no one will mind
and JaimeZX, is not far behind" Then showed up Jaime, with a big red fur coat
with his Z in the shop, he came in a boat
his eyes--how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
his cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
with words on his lips and pictures to host
no stopping until, he had a record long post! Then down from the sky, came the "officially signed" Z
and the driver shouts out "Damon I be!"
"don't hurt us our leader! it's for you we have waited"
"tonights conversations, were ALL Z related!"
"don't worry of me, I know why you're here
when RT awakens, he'll be unhappy I fear" But too late it was, RT had arose
eyes fixed on his car, thinkING heavy blows
just then Jaime whispers, "uh, guys, he looks PISSED!"
the hammer aimed at Jack, had luckily missed Each smelled the scent, future death in the air
and hoped that a miracle, soon would be there
a sweet voice from behind, sings out "please stop"
some how haults RT, before blowing his top But who could it be? they saw no one there
Kyle explains, "that's just my Care Bear"
out from the car, Kyle's bear shows his mug
next thing you know, there's a big ol group hug NV pulls up, "I KNEW it, you guys are fags"
"just passing through, on my way to the drags"
on Wolf, on NV, RT, and Jaime
on Kyle, on Damon, Scott, and JackB RT with a grin as they all left the house
"EVERYONE QUIET! don't wake future spouse"
----Lastly----
Not quite midnight yet
I was searching through postings
on tt.net
I'd done up my parts list
Sent off to S. Claus
But just to be safe
I c.c.'d it to Coz When out in the drive
I heard a great roar
like someone had hammered
their foot to the floor I looked out the window
and what did I see
A red Z32
With round-tip B&B I ran to the door
And stared at the sight
As his HID headlights
Lit up the whole night I made out some decals
On the sides of his fenders
Instead of the reindeer
They listed parts vendors: Now Nismo, now Momo,
Now Sparco, now Greddy
Now HKS, BBS
Blitz and Apexi He jumped out of the driver's side
Gave the horn a short toot
Then pulled out two T-top bags
loaded with loot One of the bags split
And fell to the floor
Out spilled mucho upgrades
And bolt-on's galore "Damn T-Top bags broke
I'm too lazy to fix it"
He said as he picked up
Some coal labelled "niXit" He gave me my loot
All the stuff I'd requested
(and even some AshSpec
that hadn't been tested) So I asked "What's it like,
Racing out every year,
in a twin-turbo sled
Instead of reindeer?" "Well, I build-up each year
gives me something to do
And with each run I shave off
A second or two" "When I get her up high
She runs a bit rich
And those 2350's mean
Spool up's a bitch" With that he jumped in
And revved her to redline
He pealed out hard
'Cause he's on a tight deadline I stood holding my stuff
My face lit up with glee
"Thanks for the stuff Santa
And that's one hot Z" Merry Christmas All,
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